My motto at the top of this blog is “Awake, Aware and In Constant Movement” Well tonight’s the “awake” part. It’s 2:06 a.m. and I’m just so jazzed to be so vibrantly awake right now. In earlier blogs I mentioned that I’m getting assessed for ADD. I just learned tonight that the doctor who was [...]
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Appointment With A Dead Doc
Posted: April 18, 2010 in ADHD, humor, LifeTags: ADD, ADHD, doctor, Life
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I swear to God – Mom brought us up properly. We learned to say “please” and “thank you” and how to keep silent when People Who Mattered were speaking. (“Shh. People Are Talking”) I don’t blame her. There were six of us kids, after all. We learned to be Super Canadians: polite to a fault, [...]
I woke up this morning, startled. I could see daylight, and that never happens. Blearily, I squinted at the clock, which wavered back and forth, like a bad 3D movie. The damned thing wouldn’t stay still. “Stand still” “Um, no.” I pushed my knuckles into my eyelids, massaging the eyeballs, trying to coax them awake. [...]
I saw a gorgeous woman today. She had to be in her 50′s but…she had a gorgeous presence about her. An elegance and wonderful shine to her that wouldn’t quit. Right away I surprised myself by giving into an impulse – to check her left hand for a ring. It wasn’t just that she was svelte, [...]
Good morning ladies and gents. I’ve been out-of-town for most of the week, hence my lack of participation here. That will change starting this weekend when everything gets back to normal. (Just had a thought: it’s a good thing my real name doesn’t show up here, considering that I’ve just announced to the world that [...]
One of the highlights of each week involves crawling out of bed on Saturday morning, getting washed and dressed, avoiding breakfast, and heading on over to the local Jenny Craig outlet, there to visit with some of the city’s most beautiful women. Getting weighed in is an added bonus. This has been a routine for [...]
Guilty Pleasures
Posted: March 17, 2010 in humor, LifeTags: books, electronics, gadgets, reading, wine
“So, what do you do in your spare time?” The question was number 583 of the typical first date question list. I knew this one by heart by now. “I like to read a lot.” (My subconscious whispered “when I’m not killing aliens on my Playstation 3″. My subconscious does that a lot. Provides the [...]
It all started when my friend Abe (you’ll see him in my blogroll) asked a question I had asked myself so many times before. I don’t think he’ll mind my sharing it here, as I’m sure many of you have asked the same thing too. Which is: is there a way to email a blog [...]
The title of this blog is a bit ironic, since art really doesn’t follow a line, or a lane for that matter. It tends to wander over the terrain of possibility, poking its nose in normally closed, otherwise unremarkable places. The successful artist knows that his work will hit each observer differently. That dynamic, the [...]
